WEATHER

Why is it that we moan when the weather is cold or it is hot? We moan when it is tooooo dry and tooooo wet. We moan when it is sunny and we moan when it is dull. Let's just enjoy the fact that we are alive and can experience the weather!

As the Scottish Comedian Billy Connolly says - "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BAD WEATHER. IT IS JUST THE WRONG CLOTHES"

HUMAN RIGHTS

Just read the story about a guy who climbed onto a house roof to protest about something. He started throwing the roof slates into the street and the police were called to talk him down. Result a stand off. Whilst the roof monkey was shouting and swearing at the boys in blue, demolishing the roof and throwing the slates at passers by, a chicken meal from KFC was being organised, along with soft drinks. A police spokesman said to try and starve him down would breach his human rights!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE A FEELING THAT THE HUMAN RIGHTS LAWS WERE PASSED TO STOP WAR ATROCITIES AND ABUSE AGAINST OTHER HUMANS WHO NEEDED PROTECTING NOT TO GIVE FREE TAKE AWAY MEALS TO CLOWNS!!!