ENGLAND'S NON LIONESS FOOTBALL TEAM

Whilst on the subject of the "Lionesses", I suppose it was just a matter of time till someone saw the comparison of a woman to a lioness offensive!

I am beginning to think that the lunatics are taking over the asylum.

NEXT THEY WILL HOWL THAT CALLING IT A "WOMANS" TEAM EXCLUDES THOSE FOOTBALL PLAYERS IDENTIFYING AS "NON GENDER SPECIFIC PENGUINS"!!!!

ASPARAMANCER PREDICTS ENGLAND WIN

So England women's football team is playing the Euro Final against Germany.  Well done ladies...but now we are all enduring the press telling us how "footballs coming home" "as good as 1966" etc.

The Good Morning TV program has sunk to a new low.  Today the brought on an "asparamancer".

This is a peculiar little woman who chucks a bunch of asparagus onto a flat surface and "reads" the future from the way the asparagus land.

She apparently saw an "L" and an "A".  "L" means lionesses and "A" means they will be first.  Oh and there was no "P" so there will be no penalties.

I thought I'd try it but I didn't have asparagus so I used celery. I asked if foretelling the future through vegetable chucking was accurate. When my celery landed, I saw the letters "W L and R"

WHAT A LOAD OF RUBBISH!

SENSIBLE PROTEST

Once again protesters let their cause down, losing public sympathy with their stupidity. 

In recent times, activists have glued themselves to motorways and caused huge tailbacks. Old age protesters (who should know better) sit in the middle of the M25, one of the busiest motorways in the UK.

This weekend idiots jumped the fence and sat themselves down in the middle if the Grand Prix at Silverstone.

Not only did these clowns put their own lives at risks but also the lives of the drivers, marshal's and spectators.

I have said it before, I support the right to protest, but with every right there is a responsibility.

DONT LET PROTEST BE THE DEATH OF YOU....OR OTHERS.

JUST CALL ME "IT"

The Halifax Bank have announced that the identification badges that their staff wear will now have their preferred pronouns under their name.  So Johnny Smith will have he/him/his added to his badge, Sally Thomson will be she/her/hers and  Zebedee Skyscanner will have they/them/theirs.

The Bank have said, anyone who objects can close their account and go elsewhere.

Once again a small minority of our population who want to challenge binary gender identification, force their views on the majority who really don't care, and once again a large organisation tries to please him/her or them.

Why added more complications to an already complicated existence.

OUR ANCESTORS WOULD BE TURNING IN HIS/HER/THEIR GRAVES.