Tuesday, August 30, 2022

ANOTHER IDENTITY CRISIS

I have, in the past, mentioned my exasperation of people wanting to "identify" as something other than there birth gender.

Now a school is reportedly supporting a "phenomenally bright" teen girl who identifies as a feline.

Apparently this little kitten, has permission to act like a cat and be non-verbal in class.

I PRESUME HER/IT'S PRIVATE SCHOOL IN MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA ARE RE-INTRODUCING PLAYTIME MILK BUT SERVED IN SAUCERS RATHER THAN BOTTLES.

Sunday, August 21, 2022

WOMAN, MAN, PERSON....WHO CARES?

It is bad enough that some clown complains that the term "two man delivery" is sexist but what are Argos thinking about when they kowtow to the woke crusader and declare that, from now on, they will offer a "two person" delivery.

I just don't understand how people can get fired up over petty terminology.  I get it that abusive or insulting terminology is unacceptable, but for crying out loud let's stay sensible.

DEAR ARGOS, I WISH TO COMPLAIN THAT YOUR SPOKESPERSON ON THIS ISSUE WAS A SENIOR MANAGER.  THIS TERM IS SEXIST AND SHOULD BE CHANGED TO PERSONAGER WITHOUT DELAY.


Tuesday, August 16, 2022

IF YOU'RE ASKED TO STOP....STOP!

Ricardo dos Santos, a Portuguese athlete, says he has been stopped in his car, three in the last two years.  When a police car passed him and signalled for him to stop, he feared for his safety so he failed to stop and drove off past the patrol car.  

Apparently Mr dos Santos was surprised when, 5 minutes later, other police cars boxed him in and forced him to stop.  He was annoyed when asked to leave the car he saw a lot of police officers, some of them armed, had responded to the incident.

It was alleged by the police he had been using his phone while driving, bur, apparently no charges were proffered.

Mr dos Santos claims he was treated this way because of his colour.  News flash, you were treated this way because it took 5 minutes for you to stop...and you had to be made to.

Someone once told me attitude breeds attitude

IF YOU'RE DRIVING AND ARE ASKED/TOLD BY THE POLICE TO STOP BUT FAIL TO COMPLY, DONT BE SURPRISED TO BE FORCED TO STOP AND BE TREATED WITH CAUTION BY THE OFFICERS WHO ARE THERE.


I AM SORRY I AM NOT SORRY

Why do we feel we have to apologise for actions that happened many years ago.  Tonight the Film Academy have apologised to Sacheen Littlefeather because some idiots booed when she represented Marlon Brando in refusing an OSCAR almost 50 years ago.

Friends creator Marta Kauffman recently expressed her regret and apologised over the show’s lack of diversity and has pledged $4million (£3million) to support African American studies.  Friends ran from 1994 to 2004.

We have apologised for our ancestor's involvement in slavery, the government has apologised for treatment of homsexuals in the 1930's 40's and 50's and so the list goes on.

Don't get me wrong, the actions of our predecessors do not always withstand scrutiny in todays world, BUT we seem to be tripping over ourselves to apologise on their behalf. 

I AM SORRY THINGS HAPPENED MANY YEARS AGO BUT I AM NOT SURE THAT I WANT TO APOLOGISE FOR THE ACTIONS/SINS OF MY FOREFATHERS.


Thursday, August 04, 2022

WHO'S TO BE THE NEXT PRIME MINISTER

Boris has resigned and the battle is on between Truss and Sunak to take his place.  Who's to be the next Prime Minister, frankly I don't care, anyone is better than the blond bumbling bufoon.

Why are we being bombarded with television debates and arguments between these two?  I, and millions of others, have no influence over who becomes the chosen one.  That honour (?) lies with members of the Conservative Party.  Let them endure the various promises, put downs and spats between this pair, we do not need to listen as (fortunately) we do not have to make a choice, it will be foisted upon us.  

In the meantime Boris has decided to go on holiday with the family!  

It sound like a political TV drama (or is it comedy?) box series.

EVEN SCRIPT WRITERS COULDN'T WRITE THIS SCRIPT, IT IS TOO FAR FETCHED.

Wednesday, August 03, 2022

PETROL PRICES AND PROFITS

At a time when most of the world is in recession and people are suffering financial difficulties, the big oil companies are posting record profits.

Bear in mind we are talking profits not turn over, so the numbers we are seeing are what they have left after they have paid all their costs. They are paying huge dividends to their shareholders, usually corporate investors.

We, the consumers have been told our pump prices have increased due to the Ukraine/Russia conflict. I might not be an accountant, but surely if raw material prices go up, profits come down.  If profits are rising, there can be only one reason...profiteering. The oil companies have passed on the raw material increase and a little more to the customers.

Surely, during these hard days when we are all paying record prices at the pumps, the BP's and Shell's could restrict profits and reduce pump prices.

PRICES HAVE GONE UP, BET THEY DON'T COME BACK DOWN!

THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS

Schools in Texas are arming their principals, teachers, assistants and jannies to be ready to respond to an attack by a nutter with an automatic weapon. Even kids as young as 6 are being trained to shoot a gun.

Now its reported that someone has invented a school desk that is bullet proof and, at the flick of a switch, turns into a ballistic shield.

Surely, rather than looking at a response to a threat, they should put effort into removing it.

We keep hearing Americans refer to their constitutional "right to bear arms".  That "right" was gifted in 1789 when "arms" were not automatic and semi automatic firearms that can wipe out a classroom of kids in a few seconds.

AMERICANS HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS BUT THE ALSO HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIVE WITHOUT THE THREAT OF NUTTERS WITH GUNS.

Monday, August 01, 2022

ORGANISERS SHOULD GET A MEDAL

Sophie Unwin and Georgia Holt came third in the 2022 Commonwealth Games cycling tandem B sprint.

Well done ladies.  However, as there were only 4 competitors, they could not be awarded a bronze medal (rules are rules you know).

The pair wanted to celebrate their win and borrowed a couple of bronze medals for a photo call.  

Now the organisers of the game have fined the couple £172 each for their actions.

In anyones book coming 3rd is a great achievement, the fact there were only four racers should not deprive these two of a little piece of metal to hang round their necks.

COMPETITORS WHO COME THIRD AND BORROW AND WEAR SOMEONE ELSE'S MEDAL SHOULD NOT DEPRIVE ORGANISERS FROM BEING PETTY

AT LAST SOME COMMON SENSE

At last, a modicum of common sense.  Stephen Watson, the current Chief Constable of Greater Manchester, has said that police are wasting time investigating when people are offended on social media.
Well said.  There are far more serious issues to deal with than on line spats, insults or hurt feelings.

AS MY MUM USED TO SAY, "STICKS AND STONES CAN BREAK MY BONES BUT WORDS CAN NEVER HURT ME"