JUST BLAME THE POLICE

Lancashire Police are being criticised for releasing sensitive information about a missing person's medical history.  However, it has been revealed that some media outlets were pestering the family for the details, some even prepared to pay a fee.

In consultation with te family, the details were released to keep the media away.

Perhaps the media should be lambasted for their lack of sensitivity rather than the police for trying to get rid of the circling vultures.

OH NO, I FORGOT, ITS THE MEDIA WHO WRITE THE STORIES AND WHY WOULD THEY CRITICISE THEMSELVES?

UMPA LUMPAS IDENTIFY AS NON GENDER SPECIFIC!

It has been reported that hundreds of changes have been made to Roald Dahl’s original texts. For example, in The Twits, Mrs Twit is no longer “ugly and beastly” but just “beastly”. In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, references to people being "fat" have been changed to portray them as "enormous" and the umpa lumpas are now "gender neutral".

I am sorry but those of you whose feelings are dented by the use of certain words need to get a life.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE LANGUAGE IN MR DAHL'S BOOKS, I SUGGEST YOU DON'T READ THEM.