NOT TONIGHT, YOUVE HAD A SAUSAGE.

A pro vegan group in Germany are encouraging vegan woman to withhold sexual favours from any man who eats meat.

They argue that eating meat results in men breaking wind, and that the methane they produce damages the ozone layer. Interestingly, they are not suggesting vegan men should do the same with meat eating women.

Maybe meat doesn't have the same flatulent result in those of the female gender.

IN ANY CASE, I FIND THAT A BOWL OF VEGETABLE SOUP GENERATES MORE WIND THAN ANY RUMP STEAK.